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Lol, that's great. It's funny, I rented a studio space next to a computer repair guy a few years back. He had some funny stories about being on the phone with Microsoft.
ReplyDeleteI feel the same way about printers. There's nothing like needing to get a package sent out which requires a receipt, etc. and you can't get the darn printer to work! My partner has the patience of a saint in that regard. Did support for so long, this patience is etched into his brain.
This pretty much sums it up for me: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/printers
Some of the comics on that site are really brash. There are a couple of really good ones though.
Too funny!!!
ReplyDeleteThat is frickin HILARIOUS!
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